Monday, October 16, 2006

Wedding Bells

After hours in bed together, he showed me some papers.

"What's that?" I asked.

"Read it," he grinned.

It's an application for marriage. He leaves for Russia tomorrow.

"She can't get back in any other way," he explained. "I'm boxed in."

"You're not boxed in," I insisted.

I stayed over with him for two nights. Are they the last?

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9 comments:

feitclub said...

WHAT? He's "boxed in?"

That is one of the most outrageous excuses I've ever heard.

shorty said...

OMG, who's blog am I reading?

Minx said...

He...grinned when he showed you these papers?

I'm sorry, but he plays a sick game.

HistoryGeek said...

I suddenly have a desire to act out Sandra Oh's character in Sideways.

Strings of expletives are not sufficient for this asswipe.

HistoryGeek said...

AND...he couldn't afford to help with a cab to get to the movies recently, but he can afford to hop off to Russia at a moment's notice?

WTF!

Flash said...

Now I really am cursing myself for not kicking his scrawny ass.
And grinning?
Twat.

Charby said...

I bet its not the end!

Aravis said...

I'm with Charby. He hasn't been faithful to PopStarChick so far, and he told you of his plans to marry her while in bed with you after hours of sex. I don't think he has any intention of ceasing to sleep with you. The question is: what will you do?

Anonymous said...

I presume we are all talking about Narc.

I don't understand why everyone is getting so excited. We all know he's an Asshole.

The problem is that we all love Hyde and we can't understand what the fuck she sees in him.

Well I will tell you what she sees in him. She sees what she wants to see. This is not always through a healthy perception.

I want to make it clear right now Hyde I am not trying to put you down or make you feel bad It is just the way it is.

If I could help you in any way I would give my eye teeth. But I have no power to do so.

You just have to keep taking as much abuse as he is willing to dish out, until you can stand no more. Sometimes our emotions are not as mature as our intelect.

My heart is with you Hyde Good Luck!